Things that would be nice at 4 am
Long make out session
Hearing each other breathe
Laughs and corny jokes
Sleep. Sleep would be nice at 4am.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
I get so fucking angry whenever I see how much I weigh. Because I have the power to change it and I always fuck it up somehow. I have no one else to blame but me and my lack of control.
I just need to find a cute boy who will ignore the fact that I’m ugly and have naked times with me anyway.